Dec 16, 2017

Space Invaders

interplanetary war
No, not those space invaders. I've previously complained about the idea of an alien invasion from space as an absurd plot for a science fiction story.

Before I discovered science fiction as a literary genre, I was amazed to see an endless series of "war movies" that came out of Hollywood. By the time I was seven years old, I was tired of watching vast numbers of Hollywood extras playing the role of Indians and Japs and other despised targets for the "heroic" dudes who would kill thousands of "bad guys" without a qualm.

ice wars
When I started reading science fiction, I quickly came across examples of military science fiction such a Edward Elmer Smith's Lensman Series. Two great advantages of reading science fiction are that 1) you can easily skip over the long-drawn-out battle scenes and 2) you don't have to worry about possible injuries to the poor extras who made dramatic falls from their horses after being shot. Still, I quickly tired of military science fiction and eventually learned to avoid buying any more books about fictional wars.

painting by Robert McCall
Some bad ideas never go away, persisting like a bad stink. Sadly, when technology became available for reaching outer space, some people could not imagine a future of peaceful exploration.

Instead, in many imaginations the miserable human habit of using new technologies for war was simply extended into space....endlessly.

Star Wars
original cover art
It was inevitable that someone would go ahead and translate all of the memes of Earthly war movies into an outer space setting. In many ways, Star Wars is a great example of anti-science fiction. I agree with Heinlein's description of science fiction as a form of literature that is about change. Star Wars is anti-science fiction in that it depicts a society where there have been great advances in technology, but nothing about the lives of people is changed: there are still slaves, wars and people don't even have cell phones.

repeat, endlessly
Of course, even Star Wars must depict some change. Every couple of years, the death star can be made a little bigger and the characters a bit more politically correct.
a one half star review

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I enjoy science fiction stories built upon imagination and exploration of new ideas and strange new worlds. For me, there are few things more depressing than a science fiction story that simply translates a tired old plot into an outer space setting.

By 1950, Galaxy magazine proclaimed the need for a safe haven, a magazine for science fiction stories that would NOT simply transplant tired old plots from Earth into an outer space setting (see the image to the left).

Galaxy
Space Invaders
However, if your goal is $$$, then you are probably wise to be in the plot recycling business.

From my perspective, the endless flow of military science fiction from Hollywood and the people who are responsible for these mindless Sci Fi epics represent the most horrible type of space invaders. Science fiction should be a genre about interesting new adventures, not endless repetition of the worst aspects of human existence. Hollywood: please stop invading outer space and polluting it with your dreary fantasy wars.

Possibly the most annoying aspect of Star Wars is that everyone in these movies is supposed to be an alien being who lives in a galaxy far away. Sadly, these aliens seem identical to Earthlings, right down to the details of all our worst features.

SIHA 2018
rubber mask party
Does anyone in Hollywood have the imagination and patience to tell a story about how new technology could radically change the way people live?

The last? Really? Don't get my hopes up.
Starting next month (in 2018) I will begin looking for interesting new aliens from Hollywood. So far, the most hopeful rumor is that Ringworld might be coming to the small screen. I wonder if anyone in Hollywood will actually present the idea of an alien breeding project designed to change human nature.
SIHA 2018: the search begins
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Dec 3, 2017

I, Roboto

I have four unrelated blogging issues on my mind, so I'm going to bundle them together for an end of 2017 December blog post, one of my occasional gripe sessions about Google. 

Once again I looked at the HTML for a blog post I was writing and found it inexplicably "decorated" with formatting that I did not add. I previously blogged about this phenomenon back in 2013. Here we are in 2017 and the Blogger user interface still does not even try to proved a "what you see is what you get" blogging platform. It would be depressing to know how many times I have to "preview" each blog post while I am composing it so that I can actually see how the text and images will come together. I suppose it is all wasted effort anyhow because Google believes that its (Chrome) browser should control the font selection not a human blogger. This time when I looked under the hood there were hundreds of lines of silly formatting code instructions like this:

Thank you Google. Until I searched the interwebs for "roboto" I had no idea that the many tentacled Google runs an operation devoted to fonts. The first time I ever thought about fonts was back in 1983 when I started using QuickDraw. That was a simpler era (in black and white), but the folks at Apple tried to give us a WYSIWYG interface.

Gripe 2
welcome to the future
Every couple of months, the good folks at Blogger make a change to the way they deliver blog pages to users. One of the more annoying is shown above. A while back they put into the blogging user interface an orange "floating" button (it used to say "complain to Google") for feedback (see the image, above). Not a bad idea, except that button can cover up other parts of the user interface, such as some of the options for managing images that are in blog posts.

Recently, they once again changed their delivery of blog pages so that it triggers NoScript every time a page comes to my computer from Blogger.

source
Google Photo
Full disclosure: I don't use Google Photo for photos. I do store images from my blog, particularly those that I archive as "Posters" and those that are mostly "Book and Magazine Covers". Two years ago I blogged about being forced by Google to use Google Photo.

100 poster images
I recently reached 100 images in my archive of posters. Normally I like to celebrate arbitrary numerical milestones, but instead I have to complain.

For a long time after Google began badgering me to use Google Photo (faster! better!) I resisted; there were annoying bugs in their software (at least for a Firefox user). Eventually, they fixed the bugs and I started making links to my (public) images in Google Photo. Only later did I discover that people following those links were being harassed by Google and told to login to Google Photo. I'm still in the process of trying to find and remove all of my links to Goggle Photo from this blog. Another fine waste of time. Thanks Google.
ghost image
Not WYSIWYG
Blogger
Recently I composed a long and complex blog post with dozens of images. It is not unusual for me to insert one image into a new blog post, then decide that the image needs to be changed. There is a bug in Blogger that sometimes fails to cleanly remove images (see the example, shown above this paragraph).

Using my usual browser on my computer, the blog post looked fine, but when I used another browser, one of the "deleted" images was still showing up. How annoying! The original (too dark) image was called "ad4" and the replacement was "ad42". I remember that when I tried to delete "ad4" I had to do it twice before it actually left my screen. Little did I know that a ghost image was still lurking in the HTML code. Here is the "deleted" code:
"deleted" image code hi-lighted in yellow.
There is a bug in Blogger that incorrectly "captures" formatting from one part of a blog post and spreads it to another part. I suppose they are well aware of all these defects in the Blogger software, but the interns at Google probably can't figure out how to fix the code. I'm planning to start a new project/blog soon; I'll try one of Blogger's newer templates and see if it has the same problems as the legacy template that I now use.

Unrelated reading: ever feel like you are stuck in Googatory?
Next: stuck in star wars purgatory.
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