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I grew up during a golden age of brand battles on television. Each evening the competing brands of tobacco, sugar water, lead-filled gasoline and other other consumer "goods" were trotted out before television watchers by the merchants of death.
Back when I was reading about C. J. Cherryh's alien Majat (insect-like creatures who like sugar) the phrase "sugar water" became one of my favorites.
Leaded gasoline was phased out and the advertising of tobacco products is now restricted. According to some observers, the sugar water industry is in decline.
For years I used the bit.ly URL shortener, then when it became more aggressively commercial and annoying I switched to using Google's goo.gl service, which has always been annoying but it still allows me to use it without having to register.
The annoying feature of goo.gl is their "prove you are not a robot" system. Here (below) is a test... are you a robot?
Robot Wars
For a long time you had to identify text that looked like it had been put together by a drunken Google intern: various unreadable overlapping letters.
More recently they have been using what looks like images of street addresses that were scooped out of Google street view. This provides a friendly reminder that Google is constantly spying on us, even while they object to NSA spying.
Today was a real "joy" when I got the three images shown to the right on this page.
Google's robot that puts together pairs of numbers has always been too stupid to notice when it only has one number to show you. I'm sure they have a routine that notices when people can't find two numbers in an image and they stop using that particular image. In other words, we are Google's robots who have to do the work that Google is too cheap to pay an intern to do.
Well played, Google, well played!
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Google Advertising
Google's "what you search for is not what you get" search engine, or, also known as the "spam ads search engine":
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