Wiki Fiction: iCondom

Apr 1, 2015

iCondom

Our most personal device yet
Our goal is to make anti-reproductive technology more accessible. More relevant. And ultimately, more personal. iCondom represents a new chapter in the relationship people have with technology. It’s the most personal product we’ve ever made, because it’s the first one designed to be worn....down there.

An incredibly powerful technology
High-quality condoms have long been defined by their ability to unfailingly prevent conception, and iCondom is no exception. In conjunction with your iPhone and Apple Watch, it keeps track of ejaculations within 50 milliseconds of the definitive global time standard. And remember, with our active-latex LED technology, iCondom even lets you customize your little fella's face to present itself in a more meaningful, personal context that’s relevant to your life and schedule.

Entirely new ways to be connected

iGasm software
G spot optimization

iCondom makes all the old ways you’re used to fornicating even more convenient. And because it sits right on your penis, it can add a whole new dimension to alerts and notifications. Due to the dedicated iCondom WiFi network, while at parties, you’ll feel a gentle tap with each incoming message. iCondom lets you connect with your favorite people in fun, spontaneous ways — like receiving a tap, a thrust, or even an erotic simulation of her racing heartbeat from that hottie across the room. Visit our iTunes store and discover innovative New Ways to Connect!

For reproductive fitness and helpful emails from your penis

Cool accessory: iCondom mini connector for Apple Watch.

iCondom records a complete picture of your all-day sexual activity. The three rings of the Sexual Activity App show your daily progress and help motivate you to masturbate less, date more and get some hot tail. It’s also an advanced orgasm enhancer, giving you real-time stimulation bonuses for a variety of the most popular sexual positions. Over time, iCondom learns your activity and psycho-sexual energy levels. It uses that information to improve the duration of your love making and suggest personalized all-day sexual activity goals....it even provides custom email reminders to encourage you to achieve them.

There’s soon to be an iCondom for everyone

25GHz: "She's a fast one".

In May 2015, iCondom Pink will be released, just for her. Due to strain on our production facilities, the release of iCondom Pink comes right after the explosive début of iCondom. Ladies, a condom you always wear is vastly different from one you keep in your desk at work for emergency jobs or carry wishfully in your pocket while on a date. It’s more than a way to prevent unwanted pregnancy. It’s a true expression of your personal tastes. So we're designing iCondom Pink to reflect a wide range of styles and preferences. Because we want you to love wearing it as much as you'll love using it.

In 2016: iCondom Duo - the double-safety condom for married couples with large families.