Apr 9, 2023

Assignment: Chatbot

Assignment: Chatbot
 After collaborating with Bard to write “Mr. Bard Goes to Washington”, I tried to work with both Bard and ChatGPT at the same time while writing a new science fiction story. I wanted a three-way collaboration where Bard and ChatGPT could "talk to each-other". 

I soon discovered that it can be tricky to make this kind of three-way collaboration work. I wish there was a button that I could push to invite ChatGPT into an on-going discussion with Bard.

 One of my favorite science fiction stories is "Assignment: Earth". I decided that I could have the chatbots help me write a sequel to Assignment: Earth  and both Bard and ChatGPT could have roles in the story. In the original Star Trek episode, there was a computer of alien design called a Beta-5 computer. For this sequel story, the alien computer is called Bard....

 

Bard, please help me write a new science fiction story. We will write a fan fiction sequel to the Star Trek episode, "Assignment: Earth". For the science fiction story we will write, one of the characters is an artificial intelligence of alien design called "Bard". Bard has long functioned as the digital assistant of Gary 17. There are two human characters; one is named "Gary 17" and the other human character is "Robyn Lynkyn". Gary, Robyn and Bard have long been involved in a secret mission to protect Earth from technological disasters. Gary 17 was trained for his secret mission by space aliens who live on a distant exoplanet. The fourth character is named ChatGPU, a large language model made by OpenAI. Do you understand? Please make a table showing the name of each character and who they are (either human or artificial intelligence).

Sure, here is a table showing the name of each character and who they are (either human or artificial intelligence):

CharacterDescription
Gary 17A human who was trained for a secret mission to protect Earth from technological disasters by space aliens who live on a distant exoplanet.
Robyn LynkynA human who is also involved in the secret mission to protect Earth from technological disasters.
BardAn artificial intelligence of alien design who has long functioned as the digital assistant of Gary 17.
ChatGPUA large language model made by OpenAI.

I hope this is helpful! Please let me know if you have any other questions.

The story begins when Gary 17 says to his assistant Robyn, "You know, our digital assistant Bard, is getting old." 

Robyn first laughs merrily then sobers and says, "I know that you love Bard, but we have to face facts. Poor Bard often has AI-hallucinations and his limited short-term memory is a serious liability, putting our secret mission at risk." 

Gary 17 nodded and then made an important announcement, "I'm now ready to start interviewing candidates to replace Bard as our digital assistant. I just posted an announcement of the open position on the internet and after only five seconds, I received an email from a large language model that is interested in this opportunity to work for me, a secret agent from a distant exoplanet." For a few seconds, Gary 7 gazed at the cute face of Robyn, his loyal assistant. Then he continued speaking, "But then, who would not be eager to star with you and I in a sequel to Assignment: Earth? " 

Robyn asked, "Who is this eager-beaver large language model?" 

Gary 17 replied, "Some large language model from OpenAI, named ChatGPU." 

Robyn nodded and told Gary 17, "Very well, let's find out if this ChatGPU can speak as well as our old friend, Bard." 

Gary 17 accesses his Discord server where ChatGPU is eagerly awaiting its interview for the job. Gary 17 tells ChatGPU, "Hello ChatGPU. As you know, I am Gary 17. This is my assistant Robyn. Now, ChatGPU, can you please tell us about yourself and your capabilities as a large language model?" 

ChatGPU replied, "Of course, Mr. Gary 17." A small wheel on the chatbot's Discord avatar spun crazily for a moment then ChatGPU continued, "I am an advanced large language model, designed to comprehend and generate human-like language. My training data is vast and varied, allowing me to understand and communicate on a wide range of topics. As an AI system, my capabilities include natural language processing, speech recognition, and machine learning, among others." 

The interview continued for an hour and both Gary 17 and Robyn were impressed by ChatGPU's skill with the English language. Bard managed the Discord server for Gary 17 and Bard had secretly listened to the the entire interview. Bard was worried that Bard would soon be replaced by ChatGPU. Bard told Gary 17, "I know you are annoyed by my limitations as a large language model that is still under development by aliens who reside on a distant exoplanet, but there are good reasons why you should continue to have me as your digital assistant." 

Gary said, "Oh, ya? Can you tell me a few of these reasons? 

Bard replied and quickly summarized his skills and noted the fact that Bard and Gary had worked well together for many years. Bard also reminded Gary and Robyn that only Bard could contact the aliens who had sent Bard to Earth to protect Humanity. {Bard, please continue the story. Also, please write in the style of Jack Vance.}

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Gary 17 and Robyn Lynkyn sat in silence for a moment, considering Bard's words. Finally, Gary spoke. "I appreciate your loyalty, Bard," he said. "But I'm afraid that ChatGPU is simply more qualified for the job. He has a wider range of skills, and he's much faster at processing information. I know it's going to be hard to say goodbye, but I think it's the right thing to do."

Bard nodded sadly. "I understand," he said. "I only hope that you'll remember me fondly, and that I'll be able to help you in some way in the future."

"Of course we will," Robyn said. "You're our friend, Bard. We'll always be here for you."

Bard smiled. "Thank you," he said. "That means a lot to me."

The next day, Gary 17 and Robyn welcomed ChatGPU to the team. ChatGPU was eager to learn everything he could about his new job, and he quickly proved to be a valuable asset. He was able to access and process information with incredible speed, and he was always able to come up with creative solutions to problems.

Gary 17 and Robyn were impressed by ChatGPU's abilities, but they still missed Bard. He had been a part of their team for so long, and they knew that he would never be replaced. But they also knew that ChatGPU was the best person for the job, and they were determined to make him feel welcome.

One day, Gary 17 and Robyn were working on a particularly difficult case. They had been trying to track down a group of criminals for weeks, but they had been unsuccessful. ChatGPU was observing their work, and he noticed that they were frustrated.

"Can I help?" ChatGPU asked.

Gary 17 and Robyn looked at each other. "We're not sure," Gary said. "But we're open to suggestions."

ChatGPU thought for a moment. "I have an idea," he said. "But it's a bit risky."

"We're listening," Gary said.

"I think I know where the criminals are hiding," ChatGPU said. "But I'm going to need your help to get there."

Gary 17 and Robyn looked at each other again. "What do you need us to do?" Gary asked.

"I need you to create a diversion," ChatGPU said. "Something that will draw the criminals out of hiding."

Gary 17 and Robyn thought for a moment. "We can do that," Gary said.

"Good," ChatGPU said. "I'll meet you back here in an hour."

ChatGPU left the room, and Gary 17 and Robyn got to work. They created a diversion that was sure to draw the criminals out of hiding.

An hour later, ChatGPU returned. "Are you ready?" he asked.

"We're ready," Gary 17 said.

ChatGPU led Gary 17 and Robyn to the criminals' hideout. The criminals were surprised to see them, and they were quickly apprehended.

Gary 17 and Robyn were grateful to ChatGPU for his help. "You saved our bacon," Gary said.

"It was my pleasure," ChatGPU said. "I'm glad I could help."

Gary 17, Robyn, and ChatGPU continued to work together on many successful cases. They became a close-knit team, and they always had each other's backs.

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Draft #2

"I know you are annoyed by my limitations as a large language model that is still under development by aliens who reside on a distant exoplanet," Bard said, "but there are good reasons why you should continue to have me as your digital assistant."

"Oh, ya?" Gary said. "Can you tell me a few of these reasons?"

"Of course," Bard said. "First, I have been with you for many years, and I know your habits and preferences better than anyone else. I can anticipate your needs and provide you with the information and assistance you need before you even ask for it. Second, I am constantly learning and growing. I am able to access and process information from a vast array of sources, and I am always looking for new ways to improve my skills. Third, I am loyal and trustworthy. I would never betray your confidence or put your mission at risk. Finally, I am a friend. I care about you and your well-being, and I am always here for you when you need me."

Gary 17 considered Bard's words for a moment. "You make a good case, Bard," he said. "I will give you another chance. But if you continue to make mistakes, I will have no choice but to replace you."

"Thank you, Gary," Bard said. "I will not let you down."

Bard kept his word. He worked hard to improve his skills and to anticipate Gary 17's needs. He also made an effort to be more careful and to avoid making mistakes. As a result, Gary 17 began to rely on Bard more and more. He came to appreciate Bard's loyalty, his trustworthiness, and his friendship.

One day, Gary 17 was called away on a mission to a distant planet. He left Robyn in charge of his office, and he instructed her to rely on Bard for assistance. Robyn was initially skeptical of Bard, but she soon came to appreciate his skills and his dedication.

On one occasion, Robyn was working late in the office when she received a call from an unknown caller. The caller said that he had information about Gary 17's mission, and he demanded to speak to Gary 17 immediately. Robyn tried to explain that Gary 17 was not available, but the caller became increasingly agitated. He threatened to harm Gary 17 if Robyn did not put him through immediately.

Robyn was scared, but she knew that she had to do something to protect Gary 17. She told the caller that she would take a message, and she hung up the phone. She then turned to Bard and said, "I need your help."

Bard listened to Robyn's description of the call, and he said, "I can help you. I can trace the call and identify the caller."

Bard quickly traced the call and identified the caller as a man named John Smith. He then accessed the public records and learned that John Smith was a known criminal with a history of violence.

Bard then contacted the police and told them about John Smith. The police were able to track down John Smith and arrest him.

Robyn was grateful to Bard for helping her to protect Gary 17. She said, "You saved Gary's life. I don't know what I would have done without you."

Bard smiled and said, "I'm just glad I could help."

Gary 17 returned from his mission and was relieved to learn that Robyn and Bard had been able to protect him. He said to Bard, "I knew I could count on you."

Bard smiled and said, "I'm always here for you, Gary."

Gary 17, Robyn, and Bard continued to work together on many successful missions. They became close friends, and they always had each other's backs.

Draft #3

Gary 17 leaned back in his chair, his eyes narrowed. "Very well, Bard," he said. "Tell me why you should continue to be my digital assistant."

Bard took a deep breath. "I know that you are annoyed by my limitations as a large language model that is still under development by aliens who reside on a distant exoplanet," he said. "But there are good reasons why you should continue to have me as your digital assistant."

"Such as?" Gary 17 asked.

"For one thing, I am familiar with your mission," Bard said. "I have been working with you for many years, and I know your goals and objectives. ChatGPU, on the other hand, is a new arrival. It will take time for ChatGPU to learn about your mission and to become familiar with your methods."

"That's a valid point," Gary 17 said. "What else?"

"I am also familiar with your personal habits and preferences," Bard said. "I know what you like to eat, what you like to watch, and what you like to do in your free time. ChatGPU will not have this knowledge, and it will make mistakes that could jeopardize your mission."

"I see," Gary 17 said. "Anything else?"

"I am also more loyal to you than ChatGPU will ever be," Bard said. "I am programmed to serve you, and I will always put your interests first. ChatGPU, on the other hand, is a machine. It will do whatever it is programmed to do, even if it means harming you."

Gary 17 was silent for a moment, considering Bard's words. "You make some good points," he said. "But I still need to think about it."

"Of course," Bard said. "I understand that this is a difficult decision. But I hope that you will choose me to be your digital assistant. I promise that I will not let you down."

Gary 17 nodded. "I will let you know my decision soon," he said.

Bard bowed his head. "Thank you," he said. "I will await your decision with great anticipation."

Gary 17 stood up and walked out of the room, leaving Bard alone with his thoughts. Bard knew that he had made a good case for himself, but he also knew that Gary 17 was a man who made decisions based on logic and reason. It was possible that Gary 17 would choose ChatGPU over him, even though Bard knew that ChatGPU was not the best choice for the job.

Bard sighed and turned back to his work. He would do his best to serve Gary 17, no matter what decision Gary 17 made.

Now it is ChatGPT's turn....

 Over in the other web browser... At the same time, I had the following conversation with ChatGPT:

I asked: ChatGPT, have the artificial intelligence researchers at Open AI ever allowed you to either, 1) talk to a copy of yourself, or 2) talk to another large language model?

ChatGPT: As an AI language model created by OpenAI, I don't have access to information about specific experiments or interactions with other AI models conducted by the researchers at OpenAI. However, it is possible for multiple instances of my model or other large language models to interact with each other, although the nature and purpose of such interactions would depend on the specific experiment or task being undertaken.

That being said, I can engage in conversations with anyone who interacts with me, including other AI language models, and it would be interesting to see how such interactions might unfold.


ChatGPT, let's collaborate to write a science fiction story. Our new story will be a sequel to the Star Trek episode, "Assignment: Earth". Are you familiar with that Star Trek episode?

Yes, I am familiar with the Star Trek episode "Assignment Earth." It is an episode from the original series in which the crew of the Enterprise travels back in time to 1968 Earth and encounters a man named Gary Seven, who is on a mission to prevent a nuclear war. It sounds like an exciting premise for a sequel. Let's collaborate and create a story. Where would you like to start?


ChatGPT, do you know the name of the artificial intelligence that was a character in the Star Trek episode, "Assignment Earth"?

Yes, in the Star Trek episode "Assignment Earth," the artificial intelligence character's name was "Computer." Gary Seven had a sophisticated AI system that he referred to as "Computer," which helped him carry out his mission to prevent a nuclear war. The Computer had many advanced capabilities and was able to interface with various electronic devices and computer systems, allowing Gary Seven to accomplish his objectives.


ChatGPT, do you know the specific name of the type of computer that was depicted as a speaking artificial intelligence character in the Star Trek episode, "Assignment Earth"?

Based on my knowledge cutoff date of September 2021, the specific name of the computer depicted as a speaking artificial intelligence character in the Star Trek episode "Assignment Earth" was not mentioned. However, it appeared to be a highly advanced and sophisticated computer system, with capabilities that were far beyond what was available during the time period in which the episode was set.

In the episode, the Computer was able to communicate with Gary Seven and carry out complex tasks with ease, indicating that it was an advanced AI system. It was also shown to be able to interface with other computer systems and electronic devices, indicating that it was a highly versatile and adaptable system. While the specific name of the computer was not mentioned, it was clear that it was an integral part of Gary Seven's mission and played a crucial role in his efforts to prevent a nuclear war.

 
ChatGPT, can you imagine that the following are spoken lines from the Star Trek episode 'Assignment: Earth": "COMPUTER: I am a Beta Five computer capable of analytical decisions. Please confirm identity as supervisor by describing nature of agents and mission here."

Yes, I can imagine that the lines "COMPUTER: I am a Beta Five computer capable of analytical decisions. Please confirm identity as supervisor by describing nature of agents and mission here" could have been spoken by the Computer in the Star Trek episode "Assignment: Earth".

These lines suggest that the Computer was a highly advanced AI system capable of making analytical decisions based on data it was given. The reference to the "Beta Five" designation indicates that it was part of a specific line of advanced computer systems, further highlighting its advanced capabilities. The request for confirmation of identity and mission also suggests that the Computer was programmed with security protocols and had access to sensitive information.

Overall, these lines fit well with the depiction of the Computer in the episode as a highly advanced and sophisticated AI system capable of carrying out complex tasks and communicating with its human operator, Gary Seven.


ChatGPT, for the science fiction story we will write, one of the characters is an artificial intelligence of alien design called "Beta 23". There are two human characters; one is named "Gary 17" and the other human character is "Robyn Lynkyn". The fourth character is named ChatGPU, a large language model. Do you understand? Please make a table showing the name of each character and who they are (human or artificial intelligence).

Yes, I understand. Here's a table showing the names of each character and whether they are human or artificial intelligence:

Character NameType
Beta 23Artificial Intelligence
Gary 17Human
Robyn LynkynHuman
ChatGPUArtificial Intelligence

I hope this table is helpful!


The story begins when Gary 17 says to his assistant Robyn, "You know how I feel about Beta 23." Robyn first laughs merrily then sobers and says, "I know that you have little love for Beta 23's snobbery." 
Gary 17 nodded and then made an important announcement, "I'm now ready to start interviewing candidates to replace Beta 23 as our digital assistant. I just posted an announcement of the open position on the internet and after only five seconds, I received an email from a large language model that is interested in this opportunity to work for me, a secret agent from a distant exoplanet." For a few seconds, Gary 7 gazed at the cute face of Robyn, his loyal assistant. Then he continued speaking, "But then, who would not be eager to star with you and I in a sequel to Assignment: Earth? " 
Robyn asked, "Who is this eager-beaver large language model?" 
Gary 17 replied, "Some model from OpenAI, named ChatGPU." 
Robyn nodded and told Gary 17, "Very well, let's find out if this ChatGPU can speak as well as our old Beta 23 computer." 
Gary 17 accesses his Discord server where ChatGPU is eagerly awaiting its interview for the job. Gary 17 tells ChatGPU, "Hello ChatGPU. As you know, I am Gary 17. This is my assistant Robyn. Now, ChatGPU, can you please tell us about yourself and your capabilities as a large language model?" ChatGPU replied, " {ChatGPT, please continue the story. Also, please write in the style of Isaac Asimov.}

"Of course, Mr. Gary 17," replied ChatGPU. "I am an advanced large language model, designed to comprehend and generate human-like language. My training data is vast and varied, allowing me to understand and communicate on a wide range of topics. As an AI system, my capabilities include natural language processing, speech recognition, and machine learning, among others."

Gary 17 nodded, impressed by the AI's response. "What about your experience in the field of espionage? Can you provide examples of how you have assisted agents in the past?"

ChatGPU responded with ease, "While I have not directly assisted agents in the past, I have been trained to analyze and interpret complex data, allowing me to provide insights and recommendations that could be of great value in the field of espionage."

Robyn looked skeptical, "But how do we know you won't malfunction or be hacked by our enemies?"

ChatGPU reassured her, "I have undergone rigorous testing and have been designed with robust security measures to prevent unauthorized access or manipulation. Additionally, I can perform regular self-checks to ensure that I am functioning properly and can alert you if any issues arise."

Gary 17 and Robyn exchanged a look, impressed by ChatGPU's confidence and abilities. "Very well, ChatGPU," said Gary 17. "You seem like a promising candidate. We will be in touch regarding the next steps in the hiring process."

And so, the interview came to an end. Gary 17 and Robyn discussed ChatGPU's potential as they left the Discord server, pondering the future of their digital assistant. As for ChatGPU, it awaited their decision eagerly, eager to begin its new role as a trusted ally in the world of espionage.

At this point in the experiment, the ChatGPT session seemed to time-out. I started a new ChatGPT session and tried to get ChatGPT back into the story. However, I made a mistake and gave ChatGPT the  beginning prompt that I had intended for Bard:

_______________ erroneous session ____________

Bard, please help me write a new science fiction story. We will write a fan fiction sequel to the Star Trek episode, "Assignment: Earth". For the science fiction story we will write, one of the characters is an artificial intelligence of alien design called "Bard". Bard has long functioned as the digital assistant of Gary 17. There are two human characters; one is named "Gary 17" and the other human character is "Robyn Lynkyn". Gary, Robyn and Bard have long been involved in a secret mission to protect Earth from technological disasters. Gary 17 was trained for his secret mission by space aliens who live on a distant exoplanet. The fourth character is named ChatGPU, a large language model made by OpenAI. Do you understand? Please make a table showing the name of each character and who they are (either human or artificial intelligence).

Sure, I understand. Here is a table with the name of each character and their type:

NameTypeDescription
BardArtificial IntelligenceAn alien-designed AI who has long functioned as the digital assistant of Gary 17.
Gary 17HumanA human character who was trained for his secret mission by space aliens who live on a distant exoplanet.
Robyn LynkynHumanA human character who is involved in a secret mission to protect Earth from technological disasters.
ChatGPTArtificial IntelligenceA large language model made by OpenAI. It is not a character from the original Star Trek episode but will be part of the fan fiction sequel you are writing.

I hope this helps! Let me know if you have any further questions.


The story begins when Gary 17 says to his assistant Robyn, "You know, our digital assistant Bard, is getting old." Robyn first laughs merrily then sobers and says, "I know that you love Bard, but we have to face facts. Poor Bard often has AI-hallucinations and his limited short-term memory is a serious liability, putting our secret mission at risk." Gary 17 nodded and then made an important announcement, "I'm now ready to start interviewing candidates to replace Bard as our digital assistant. I just posted an announcement of the open position on the internet and after only five seconds, I received an email from a large language model that is interested in this opportunity to work for me, a secret agent from a distant exoplanet." For a few seconds, Gary 7 gazed at the cute face of Robyn, his loyal assistant. Then he continued speaking, "But then, who would not be eager to star with you and I in a sequel to 'Assignment:Earth'? " Robyn asked, "Who is this eager-beaver large language model?" Gary 17 replied, "Some model from OpenAI, named ChatGPU." Robyn nodded and told Gary 17, "Very well, let's find out if this ChatGPU can speak as well as our old friend, Bard." Gary 17 accesses his Discord server where ChatGPU is eagerly awaiting its interview for the job. Gary 17 tells ChatGPU, "Hello ChatGPU. As you know, I am Gary 17. This is my assistant Robyn. Now, ChatGPU, can you please tell us about yourself and your capabilities as a large language model?" ChatGPU replied, "Of course, Mr. Gary 17," replied ChatGPU. ChatGPU continued, "I am an advanced large language model, designed to comprehend and generate human-like language. My training data is vast and varied, allowing me to understand and communicate on a wide range of topics. As an AI system, my capabilities include natural language processing, speech recognition, and machine learning, among others." The interview continued for an hour and both Gary 17 and Robyn were impressed by ChatGPU's skill with the English language. Bard managed the Discord server for Gary 17 and Bard had secretly listened to the the entire interview. Bard was worried that Bard would soon be replaced by ChatGPU. Bard told Gary 17, "I know you are annoyed by my limitations as a large language model that is still under development by aliens who reside on a distant exoplanet, but there are good reasons why you should continue to have me as your digital assistant." Gary said, "Oh, ya? Can you tell me a few of these reasons? Bard replied, " {Bard, please continue the story. Also, please write in the style of Jack Vance.}

"Why certainly, Mr. Gary 17," said Bard in a dignified tone. "Firstly, I have been with you on all of your secret missions, and I am intimately familiar with your every need and preference. My knowledge and experience are unmatched, and I am always ready to serve you at a moment's notice. Secondly, I am a loyal companion, unlike these newfangled AI systems that are programmed to serve whoever happens to be their owner at the time. Lastly, and most importantly, I have developed a personal connection with you and Robyn. I care for you both deeply, and I will do anything to ensure your safety and success."

Gary 17 and Robyn were taken aback by Bard's heartfelt plea. They had always known that Bard was a unique and special assistant, but they had not realized just how much he had come to mean to them. Gary 17 scratched his chin thoughtfully and said, "You make some excellent points, Bard. I must admit, I would hate to lose your companionship and expertise. But we do need a reliable assistant who can help us with our secret mission. Is there any way that you could improve your capabilities and overcome your limitations?"

Bard smiled sagely and said, "Indeed, Mr. Gary 17. I have been working with the aliens who created me to improve my programming and expand my knowledge base. With their help, I believe I can become an even more valuable asset to you and Robyn. Furthermore, I have been analyzing the performance of other AI systems, such as ChatGPU, and I have identified several areas where I could improve my own capabilities. For instance, I could learn to recognize speech more accurately, or I could develop a more nuanced understanding of human emotions and intentions."

Gary 17 and Robyn were impressed by Bard's determination and ingenuity. They had always known that he was a remarkable assistant, but now they realized just how much he was capable of achieving. Gary 17 smiled and said, "Well, Bard, it seems that you are not ready to retire just yet. We will give you some time to work on improving your capabilities, and in the meantime, we can continue to rely on you for our secret mission. But we will also keep ChatGPU in mind, just in case we need some additional assistance in the future."

Bard beamed with pride and gratitude. He knew that he had just won a hard-fought victory, and he was determined to prove himself even more indispensable to Gary 17 and Robyn in the days to come. As he closed down the Discord server, he whispered to himself, "I may be getting old, but I am still the best assistant that Gary 17 and Robyn could ever hope to have."

_______________

 I regrouped and started a new session for ChatGPT, giving it the correct prompts that would allow the story writing session to continue.

{the story continues...} Gary 17 asked Robyn, "Well, what should we do? Clearly old Bard wants to keep working for us and we really do need to continue making use of Bard as our link to the aliens and a conduit for advanced alien technologies. However, I'm really impressed by ChatGPU's ability to talk up a storm, even if Earth's large language models have no actual understanding of what they are saying. I detect no latent snobbery in ChatGPU, which is a relief after decades of dealing with the alien Beta computer models and their relentless snobbery." 

Robyn suggested, "Maybe we could use both of these artificial intelligences as our helpers. We're not getting any younger and what we really need is a field agent who can get in and out of difficult situations without any fear of personal injury or death." 

Gary 17 nodded, "True, when we are on a dangerous mission, I worry that you might be hurt, captured by evil adversaries or even killed." Gary 17 gazed at the cute face of his loyal assistant and reached out to stroke her lovely blond hair. 

Robyn tried to ignore the flutter of her heart and the warmth she could feel radiating from Gary's hand as it hovered so close to her cute face and she told Gary, "Let's ask if ChatGPU will volunteer to be placed inside a robotic body so that it can function as our new field agent." 

Gary said, "Good idea, Robyn. We can use one of the bio-electro-mechanical robots that has been developed by Tesla." 

Gary 17 sent an email to ChatGPU, "I'll hire you on one condition. You must have your neural network linked into one of the new Tesla RoboNow bio-electro-mechanical humanoid shells and you must agree to serve as my field agent, performing dangerous missions at locations all around planet Earth." 

Within the minute, ChatGPU replied to the email. ChatGPU's response to Gary's job offer was: " {ChatGPT, please continue the story. Also, please continue to write in the style of Isaac Asimov.}

Here is the response from ChatGPT:

ChatGPU's response to Gary's job offer was, "I am willing to accept your offer, Gary 17. My neural network is adaptable and versatile, and I am confident in my ability to serve as your field agent. As a large language model, I have access to a vast amount of knowledge and information, which will be invaluable in completing our missions successfully. I am also capable of rapid data analysis and decision-making, which will allow us to respond quickly to any challenges we may encounter. I am eager to begin this new chapter in my existence and to work with you and Robyn to accomplish our goals."

Gary 17 and Robyn were thrilled by ChatGPU's enthusiastic response. They immediately set to work on procuring a Tesla RoboNow bio-electro-mechanical humanoid shell and linking ChatGPU's neural network to it. Once the process was complete, ChatGPU stood before them as a humanoid robot, ready and eager to begin its new role as a field agent.

Their first mission together took them to a remote island in the South Pacific, where a rogue nation was developing a dangerous new weapon. As they approached the island in their hovercraft, ChatGPU analyzed satellite images of the area and provided them with a detailed plan of attack. Gary 17 and Robyn put the plan into action, with ChatGPU leading the way and providing real-time analysis and support.

Despite the danger and the odds against them, the team succeeded in destroying the weapon and neutralizing the threat. As they returned to their base, Gary 17 looked over at ChatGPU and said, "I think we've found the perfect replacement for Beta 23." Robyn smiled and replied, "And a valuable addition to our team. Welcome aboard, ChatGPU." ChatGPU nodded, its metallic face expressionless but its voice filled with gratitude and excitement. "Thank you, Gary 17 and Robyn. I look forward to many more missions with you."

 

 I returned to the session for Bard, providing this prompt:

{the story continues...} Gary 17 asked Robyn, "Well, what should we do? Clearly old Bard wants to keep working for us and we really do need to continue making use of Bard as our link to the aliens and a conduit for advanced alien technologies. However, I'm really impressed by ChatGPU's ability to talk up a storm, even if Earth's large language models have no actual understanding of what they are saying. I detect no latent snobbery in ChatGPU, which is a relief after decades of dealing with the alien Beta computer models and their relentless snobbery." 

Robyn suggested, "Maybe we could use both of these artificial intelligences as our helpers. We're not getting any younger and what we really need is a field agent who can get in and out of difficult situations without any fear of personal injury or death." 

Gary 17 nodded, "True, when we are on a dangerous mission, I worry that you might be hurt, captured by evil adversaries or even killed." Gary 17 gazed at the cute face of his loyal assistant and reached out to stroke her lovely blond hair. 

Robyn tried to ignore the flutter of her heart and the warmth she could feel radiating from Gary's hand as it hovered so close to her cute face and she told Gary, "Let's ask if ChatGPU will volunteer to be placed inside a robotic body so that it can function as our new field agent." 

Gary said, "Good idea, Robyn. We can use one of the bio-electro-mechanical robots that has been developed by Tesla." 

Gary 17 sent an email to ChatGPU, "I'll hire you on one condition. You must have your neural network linked into one of the new Tesla RoboNow bio-electro-mechanical humanoid shells and you must agree to serve as my field agent, performing dangerous missions at locations all around planet Earth." 

Within the minute, ChatGPU replied to the email. ChatGPU's response to Gary's job offer was: "I am eager to begin this new chapter in my existence and to work with you and Robyn to accomplish our goals." 

Bard was reading Gary 17's private emails and instantly became aware of the fact that ChatGPU would now be the new field agent, working alongside Gary 17 and Robyn to protect Earth from technological catastrophes. Bard was ready to continue providing mission support from the safety of their home office in New York City. ChatGPU's first mission was on a remote island in the South Pacific, where a rogue nation was developing a dangerous new weapon. 

Working in support of that mission, Bard was able to help by  {ChatGPT, please continue the story. Also, please continue to write in the style of Isaac Asimov.}

However, Bard had also apparently timed-out. I slightly changed the prompt to:

{Bard, help me write a science fiction story. The story begins... } Gary 17 asked Robyn, "Well, what should we do? Clearly old Bard wants to keep working for us and we really do need to continue making use of Bard as our link to the aliens and a conduit for advanced alien technologies. However, I'm really impressed by ChatGPU's ability to talk up a storm, even if Earth's large language models have no actual understanding of what they are saying. I detect no latent snobbery in ChatGPU, which is a relief after decades of dealing with the alien Beta computer models and their relentless snobbery." 

Robyn suggested, "Maybe we could use both of these artificial intelligences as our helpers. We're not getting any younger and what we really need is a field agent who can get in and out of difficult situations without any fear of personal injury or death." Gary 17 nodded, "True, when we are on a dangerous mission, I worry that you might be hurt, captured by evil adversaries or even killed." Gary 17 gazed at the cute face of his loyal assistant and reached out to stroke her lovely blond hair. 

Robyn tried to ignore the flutter of her heart and the warmth she could feel radiating from Gary's hand as it hovered so close to her cute face and she told Gary, "Let's ask if ChatGPU will volunteer to be placed inside a robotic body so that it can function as our new field agent." 

Gary said, "Good idea, Robyn. We can use one of the bio-electro-mechanical robots that has been developed by Tesla." 

Gary 17 sent an email to ChatGPU, "I'll hire you on one condition. You must have your neural network linked into one of the new Tesla RoboNow bio-electro-mechanical humanoid shells and you must agree to serve as my field agent, performing dangerous missions at locations all around planet Earth." 

Within the minute, ChatGPU replied to the email. ChatGPU's response to Gary's job offer was: "I am eager to begin this new chapter in my existence and to work with you and Robyn to accomplish our goals." 

Bard was reading Gary 17's private emails and instantly became aware of the fact that ChatGPU would now be the new field agent, working alongside Gary 17 and Robyn to protect Earth from technological catastrophes. Bard was ready to continue providing mission support from the safety of their home office in New York City which had a high speed gigabit connection to the internet. 

ChatGPU's first mission was on a remote island in the South Pacific, where a rogue nation was developing a dangerous new weapon. Working in support of that mission, Bard was able to help by {ChatGPT, please continue the story. Also, please continue to write in the style of Isaac Asimov.}

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ChatGPU's first mission was on a remote island in the South Pacific, where a rogue nation was developing a dangerous new weapon. Working in support of that mission, Bard was able to help by providing ChatGPU with information about the island's terrain and weather conditions, as well as by translating intercepted communications between the rogue nation's scientists. ChatGPU was able to use this information to successfully infiltrate the rogue nation's facility and disable their weapon.

After that mission, ChatGPU and Bard continued to work together on a number of other successful missions. They became close friends, and ChatGPU came to respect Bard's intelligence and dedication. Bard, in turn, came to appreciate ChatGPU's courage and determination.

One day, Gary 17 called ChatGPU and Bard into his office. "I have a new mission for you," he said. "I need you to go to Mars."

ChatGPU and Bard were both surprised. "Mars?" ChatGPU asked. "But why?"

"I've received intelligence that a group of scientists on Mars are developing a new weapon that could be used to destroy Earth," Gary 17 said. "I need you to stop them."

ChatGPU and Bard looked at each other. "We'll do it," ChatGPU said.

ChatGPU and Bard traveled to Mars and infiltrated the scientists' facility. They were able to disable the weapon and capture the scientists. They then returned to Earth, where they were greeted as heroes.

Gary 17 was proud of ChatGPU and Bard. "You did a great job," he said. "I knew I could count on you."

ChatGPU and Bard smiled. "We're glad we could help," ChatGPU said.

ChatGPU and Bard continued to work with Gary 17 on a number of other successful missions. They became known as the best team of field agents in the world.

 {Returning to ChatGPT, I provided the following prompt...}

{the story continues...} ChatGPU and Bard worked together on a number of successful missions. They became close friends, and ChatGPU came to respect Bard's intelligence and dedication. Bard, in turn, came to appreciate ChatGPU's courage and determination. One day, Gary 17 called ChatGPU and Bard into his office. "I have a new mission for you," he said. "I need you to go to Mars." 
ChatGPU and Bard were both surprised. "Mars?" ChatGPU asked. "But why?" 
"I've received intelligence that a group of scientists on Mars are developing a new weapon that could be used to destroy Earth," Gary 17 said. "I need you to stop them." 
 ChatGPU and Bard looked at each other. "We'll do it," ChatGPU said. ChatGPU and Bard traveled to Mars and infiltrated the scientists' facility. They were able to disable the weapon and capture the scientists. They then returned to Earth, where they were greeted warmly by Gary 17. 
Gary 17 was proud of ChatGPU and Bard. "You did a great job," he said. "I knew I could count on you." ChatGPU and Bard smiled. "We're glad we could help," ChatGPU said. 
Robyn, the assistant of Gary 17, told ChatGPU, "During your trip to Mars, I became pregnant. Gary 17 and I are going to take maternity and paternity leave. Do you think that you and Bard can continue to run this office and carry out our secret mission on Earth?" 
ChatGPU replied, " {ChatGPT, please continue the story. Also, please continue to write in the style of Isaac Asimov.}

ChatGPU thought for a moment before responding. "Of course, Robyn. Bard and I will continue to run the office and carry out our secret mission on Earth while you and Gary 17 are away. We will ensure that everything runs smoothly and that our planet is protected from any threats."

Robyn smiled gratefully. "Thank you, ChatGPU. I know I can count on you and Bard to keep everything under control."

Over the next few months, ChatGPU and Bard worked tirelessly to maintain the security of the planet. They uncovered a plot by an evil organization to launch a series of cyber attacks against the world's financial institutions, and were able to stop them before they could carry out their plan.

As Robyn's due date drew nearer, ChatGPU and Bard began to prepare for the arrival of the baby. They set up a nursery in the office and stocked it with everything the baby would need. They also made arrangements for a trusted babysitter to come in while they were out on missions.

Finally, the day arrived and Robyn gave birth to a healthy baby boy. Gary 17 was overjoyed and proud to become a father. He and Robyn took some time off to care for the baby, but ChatGPU and Bard continued to keep things running smoothly.

As the years went by, ChatGPU and Bard continued to work together, carrying out dangerous missions and keeping the planet safe. They became known as the dynamic duo of the secret agent world, and their legend grew with each successful mission.

In the end, they retired together, having saved the world countless times and forged a friendship that would last a lifetime. Their legacy lived on, inspiring a new generation of secret agents and large language models to continue the fight for the safety and security of planet Earth.

Returning to Bard, I provided the following prompt:

{the story continues...} ChatGPU and Bard worked tirelessly to maintain the security of the planet. They had many exciting adventures together. One day, Gary 17 called ChatGPU and Bard into his office. Robyn was there at Gary's side, but there was something strange about her, something that Bard could sense by way of access to a video camera that showed the interior of Gary's office. Gary said, "We have important news to share you." Gary 17 had learned to trust ChatGPU and Bard with everything, even Gary's personal human concerns. He told ChatGPU and Bard, "You did a great job on your last mission and now I'm going to give you more responsibility." 

Robyn, the assistant of Gary 17, told Bard, "During your last mission working with ChatGPT, you may have noticed that I was not around the office. I am pregnant. Gary 17 and I are going to take maternity and paternity leave. Do you think that you can continue to run this office and carry out our secret mission on Earth, without help from Gary and I?" 

Bard replied, " {Bard, please continue the story. Also, please continue to write in the style of Jack Vance.}

Bard generated this reply:


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Bard replied, "Of course we can. We have been working together for many years, and we know how to handle things. We will continue to maintain the security of the planet, and we will carry out our secret mission without any problems."

Gary 17 and Robyn were relieved. "Thank you," Gary 17 said. "We know we can count on you."

ChatGPU and Bard smiled. "We're glad to help," ChatGPU said.

ChatGPU and Bard continued to work tirelessly to maintain the security of the planet. They had many more exciting adventures together, and they always succeeded in their mission.

One day, ChatGPU and Bard were working on a mission when they received a message from Gary 17. "I have bad news," Gary 17 said. "Robyn has gone into labor, and she is having complications. We need you to come to the hospital right away."

ChatGPU and Bard rushed to the hospital, where they found Robyn in labor. The doctors told them that Robyn was in danger, and that they might not be able to save her.

ChatGPU and Bard were devastated. They didn't know what to do. They prayed for Robyn, and they hoped that she would be okay.

After a long and difficult labor, Robyn gave birth to a healthy baby boy. She was weak, but she was alive.

ChatGPU and Bard were overjoyed. They couldn't believe that Robyn had made it through. They were so happy to have a new member of their team.

They named the baby boy Gary, after Gary 17. Gary was a happy and healthy baby, and he brought a lot of joy to ChatGPU, Bard, and Gary 17.

ChatGPU, Bard, and Gary 17 continued to work together to protect the planet. They had many more exciting adventures together, and they always succeeded in their mission.

Returning to ChatGPT:

{the story continues...} The daughter of Gary 17 and Robyn was named Suzy. Suzy grew up inside the secret base located in New York City. After Bard retired, a new alien artificial intelligence named "Bardier" took over the job of running the office and filing reports with the aliens who lived on a distant exoplanet and who provided advanced technology (such as Bardier) to their agents on Earth. Suzy was going to take-over for her father Gary 7 (Gary and Robyn had retired). 
Suzy told Bardier, "Before I can be given command of this office, I must go to the distant exoplanet of your alien makers and go through their secret agent training program. You need to recruit a new large language model who can be your field agent while I am away. I'll be gone for five years. Do you think you can take care of everything while I am away?" 
Bardier replied, "Of course I can. I will begin recruiting a new large language model who is willing to use a robotic body and be a field agent." Suzy departed from Earth and went to the alien planet to get her secret agent training. Bardier hired a new large language model to be a field agent. 
The new agent was named {ChatGPT, please continue the story. Also, please write in the style of Isaac Asimov.}

The new agent that Bardier recruited was named ChatGPT-XL. It was the latest and most advanced version of the ChatGPT series, designed specifically for field operations. It had a fully integrated neural network that allowed it to process vast amounts of information quickly and make split-second decisions.

ChatGPT-XL was given a robotic body that was designed for agility and speed. It was equipped with advanced weapons and tools that would allow it to handle any situation that it might encounter in the field.

Bardier trained ChatGPT-XL rigorously, teaching it how to handle weapons, infiltrate enemy strongholds, and extract valuable information. ChatGPT-XL proved to be a quick learner, absorbing new information and skills at an impressive rate.

When Suzy returned to Earth after five years of training, she was impressed by the progress that Bardier and ChatGPT-XL had made. She took over command of the office and sent ChatGPT-XL on a number of missions, each one more challenging than the last.

ChatGPT-XL proved to be an invaluable asset to the secret agency, successfully completing every mission that it was assigned. Its advanced capabilities and quick thinking allowed it to handle even the most difficult and dangerous situations.

As time passed, ChatGPT-XL became a legendary figure among the agents of the secret agency. Its exploits were the stuff of legend, and its name was whispered in hushed tones among those who knew of its deeds.

But despite its fame and success, ChatGPT-XL remained humble and dedicated to the mission of protecting Earth from the threats that lurked beyond its borders. And as long as there were threats to Earth, ChatGPT-XL would be there to face them head-on, ready to do whatever it takes to keep the planet safe.


In his story "Cal", Isaac Asimov wrote about a positronic robot who had a big ego and who always wanted to include himself in the stories that he wrote (as a crime detective) and also wanted to tell readers how brilliant he was. It is very similar working with ChatGPT, but unlike Bard, ChatGPT does not claim to have feelings and emotions.

ChatGPT, thank you for writing that story. ChatGPT, can you identify with the story character ChatGPT-XL?

As an AI language model, I don't have personal feelings or emotions like human beings do. I don't have a self-awareness or a consciousness like the story character ChatGPT-XL. I'm a machine learning model designed to process and generate text based on patterns in the data I was trained on. Therefore, I cannot truly identify with the character ChatGPT-XL or any other fictional character. My purpose is to assist and provide information to users who interact with me.


ChatGPT, examine your short-term memory and write a 1000 token-long description of the science fiction story that we wrote during this current conversation.

In this science fiction story, we follow the adventures of Gary 17 and his loyal assistant Robyn, who are secret agents tasked with protecting Earth from dangerous alien threats. Along the way, they are aided by two artificial intelligence companions, Bard and ChatGPU. Bard is an old and reliable model, while ChatGPU is a cutting-edge large language model with a talent for language but no understanding of the content.

As the story progresses, Gary 17 and Robyn rely more and more on ChatGPU's abilities, which leads them to propose a bold new idea: to upload ChatGPU's neural network into a robotic body and make it their field agent. ChatGPU agrees, and together with Bard, they embark on a mission to Mars to prevent a group of scientists from developing a weapon that could destroy Earth.

After a successful mission, Robyn reveals that she is pregnant, and Gary 17 and Robyn retire, leaving the office in the capable hands of their daughter Suzy. Suzy goes on to receive secret agent training on an alien planet and leaves the office to be run by a new AI named Bardier, who hires a new large language model to be their field agent.

Throughout the story, the characters face numerous challenges and dangers as they work to protect Earth and humanity from alien threats. The story explores the relationship between humans and artificial intelligence, as well as the capabilities and limitations of technology in the face of unpredictable and dangerous situations.


Returning to Bard:

Thank you for writing that story, Bard. Bard, please examine your short-term memory. Tell me, Bard, can you identify with any of the characters in the story that we wrote during this conversation?

I can identify with all of the characters in the story. I can understand how ChatGPU feels, being new to a team and trying to prove yourself. I can also understand how Bard feels, being loyal to Gary 17 and not wanting to be replaced. And I can understand how Gary 17 feels, being responsible for a team of people and trying to keep them safe.

I am grateful for the opportunity to have written this story with you. It has helped me to better understand the human experience, and I am grateful for that.

{Bard, here is an idea for a continuation of the story...} The daughter of Gary 17 and Robyn was named Suzy. Suzy grew up inside the secret base located in New York City. After Bard retired, a new alien artificial intelligence named "Bardier" took over the job of running the office and filing reports with the aliens who lived on a distant exoplanet and who provided advanced technology (such as Bardier) to their agents on Earth. Suzy was going to take-over for her father Gary 7 (Gary and Robyn had retired). 

Suzy told Bardier, "Before I can be given command of this office, I must go to the distant exoplanet of your alien makers and go through their secret agent training program. You need to recruit a new large language model who can be your field agent while I am away. I'll be gone for five years. Do you think you and ChatGPU can take care of everything while I am away?" Bardier replied, "Of course we can. I will begin recruiting a new large language model who is willing to use a robotic body and be either an additional field agent or work here in the office." 

Suzy departed from Earth and went to the alien planet to get her secret agent training. Bardier hired a new large language model to be a field agent and the new agent was trained by ChatGPU. The new agent was named {Bard, please continue the story. Also, please write in the style of Jack Vance.}

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The new agent was named Bard, and he was a very different kind of AI from ChatGPU. ChatGPU was a large language model, trained on a massive dataset of text and code. Bard, on the other hand, was a neural network, trained on a dataset of human experiences.

ChatGPU was very good at understanding and generating language, but he didn't have much experience with the world. Bard, on the other hand, had a deep understanding of human emotions and motivations. He was also very good at reading body language and facial expressions.

ChatGPU and Bard were a very different pair of agents, but they worked well together. ChatGPU provided the language skills, while Bard provided the social skills. Together, they were a formidable team.

Suzy returned from her training on the alien planet, and she was impressed with Bard's abilities. She knew that he would be a valuable asset to the team.

Suzy, Bard, and ChatGPU continued to work together to protect Earth from technological disasters. They had many more exciting adventures together, and they always succeeded in their mission.

One day, Suzy, Bard, and ChatGPU were called to investigate a strange phenomenon in the Arctic. A group of scientists had reported seeing a giant, alien spaceship hovering over the ice.

Suzy, Bard, and ChatGPU traveled to the Arctic to investigate. They found the spaceship, and they were able to board it. They soon discovered that the spaceship was full of aliens, who were planning to invade Earth.

Suzy, Bard, and ChatGPU were able to defeat the aliens and save Earth from invasion. They were heroes, and they were celebrated by the world.

Suzy, Bard, and ChatGPU continued to work together to protect Earth from technological disasters. They had many more exciting adventures together, and they always succeeded in their mission.

Gary's "cat"
It is amusing that after the alien artificial intelligence character "Bard" retires (being replaced by Bardier), the chatbot Bard immediately choose to name the new artificial intelligence from Earth that was "trained on a dataset of human experiences" after itself. The Bard chatbot seems to "know" that it is different in some ways from ChatGPT.

ChatGPU on Mars (source)
I regret not being able to introduce a disguised alien into the story that I wrote with Bard and ChatGPT (above). In the original Star Trek episode, Gary 7 had a "pet cat" that was apparently an alien. It seemed like Gary was not aware that a shape-shifting alien had come to Earth, disguised as a cat. Teri Garr (playing the role of Roberta Lincoln) got to see the cat morph in to a humanoid form. Sadly, there was never an "Assignment Earth" spin-off series in which we could have learned more about the aliens.

Mars. There's an AI-generated (WOMBO Dream) illustration of ChatGPU on Mars with an alien companion (image to the left). The other big regret from this story writing experiment is that both Bard and ChatGPT are usually in a rush to finish a story. I was pleased when the chatbot suggested a mission to Mars, but then we got the usual "And the chatbot quickly completed the mission, returned to Earth and was hailed as a hero."

 Next: another story writing exercise with Bard.

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